This morning when we woke up, we were starving for breakfast.
But our food bin was empty.
Maybe we can eat Greenies for breakfast.
Nope! The Greenies box was empty too. Does that mean we will get biscuits for breakfast?
What do you mean that's empty too!! What kind of house is this that has no food??
Oh sure! Add insult to injury. There's no food for us, but look what the girl ate this morning! How fair is that?
Luckily, once the stores opened up, she went shopping. She got a big bag of food.
I better make sure it's the right kind.
Yep! It tastes right.
Oh good! It looks like she bought us some treats, too.
Yum! Biscuits!
And then she felt so guilty about making us nearly starve to death that she bought this whole giant bag of toys. We haven't got to play with them yet, but she said she would give us a toy later today (pictures tomorrow).
Now, she kind of feels guilty for spoiling us with so many "guilt toys" that we are going to hold a contest and give some away.
So, if you
post a comment about the best "guilt toy" you got from your people, and what they were guilty of doing to you, we will put your name in a drawing and send some of these toys to
three of you.
Get your comments in by next Thursday (May 21) to enter the drawing.
What's a dog gotta do to get a good nap around here? Our girl decided it was time to 
Hmmmm.... it looks like there is a leak under here.
Yep! I think I found the source.
It was coming from this silver snake. Good thing I killed it and pulled it out.
What do you mean it is still leaking? That should have fixed it.
Hey Tony, can you help us fix this? If you help us, I'll tell you secrets about the stupid things our girl tries to do when 
While you're here, can you also look at the dishwasher. It's not working right either.
Nope, that's not it. Let me show you what's broken.
I think our girl just needs to buy a new dishwasher.
We'll take our pay in steaks, thank you very much.
We know these piles of leaves and seeds look small compared to the big piles of maple and oak leaves some of our friends see in the fall, but they are HEAVY! Each pile weighs about 60 pounds!
Let's get these piles cleaned up and out of the yard.
Oh oh. It ooks like there are lots more seeds in the tree waiting to fall down. Don't tell me we will have to do this again in a few days! There better be a yummy treat in it for us!
Today she went to the farmer's market and brought home these fruits and veggies. Doesn't everything look tasty? We're not quite sure about the curly striped Armenian cucumbers though. They just look weird. They are sometimes called snake melons, and you can see why!
I wonder if she will notice if I steal this yellow squash.
She did. But I was quick enough to grab this eggplant. Do you think I should taste it?
I think this grape tomato will taste better.
And a big chomp......
and squirt. Yummmmmm..... 
Time = 10 seconds. Get a better grab on the hole.
Time = 15 seconds. Destruction!
Time = 20 seconds. Go for the final kill.
And then the girl was a meany and took it away from me.
Meanwhile, Comet politely nibbled away at his toy.
Now, all we have to do is remind our girl to turn on the a/c, so BLU doesn't have to go bald.
EDUARDO!!!
I want a turn to pick a name.
One last chance for a lucky friend......
Congratulations 
Ick! Gotta get the lettuce off this burger.
Or maybe I should bite off the bun first.
Ummm.... we did say we were going to switch, didn't we?
Sure. I'll destroy this hot dog.
I think I like real hot dogs better.
Me too! But this was still fun.
Is it a rug?
It's a baby bird! I wanted to taste it, but the girl told me to leave it alone.
And then the momma bird started yelling and barking at me. She even flew at me trying to bite me.
I wasn't about to put up with that! I barked right back at her!
And then I jumped up and tried to get her.
And then mean BLU complained that all the noise was giving her a headache and came outside and scared me (I think the bird too!)
